The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe

[Kaden]

Ok, what would you rather talk about? Cats? Or maybe insects? I dunno, your choice.

P.S: The puppies joined their parents soon enough so don't feel TOO bad.

[tamuril]

Well that makes me feel much better, at least they're in a better place *nods head gravely* How about dinosaurs?

[Kaden]

Dinosaurs? They're no fun. I mean, they're all dead already. No chance of seeing how they taste unless I try to eat a fossil but they strike me as being slightly dry.

[tamuril]

I ate one of them once. cracked my only tooth, I was so god damn embarassed. now I lookliek some country hick with a single cracked tooth, I cant even eat hard foods anymore.

[Kaden]

You only had one tooth? What the hell have you been eating? Oh yeah, everyone else. I didn't know cannibalism decayed your teeth/

[tamuril]

Oh no! It's not the human that decays our teeth, it's the rocks, see even though our teeth get worn away by eating them they do wonders for freeing up the 'passageways' if you know what I mean.

[Kaden]

God, you people eat rocks too? I really want to move to Australia now!

[tamuril]

Well I have plenty of room in my dirt hole, okay so the whole tribe uses it but we can dig it a little wider to make room for you. You can sleep with me and Kez that way everyone knows you're with us and you're not for dinner.

[Kaden]

So is everyone in your little (big) dirt hole safe from consumption? Don't rival tribes sometimes attack? If they did, how would you defend yourself if you're all in one hole?

[tamuril]

Well see here's how it works *takes deep breath* Each tribe respects the others rights to eat their own tribe members. So we don't attack other tribes. So the answer is no everyone is most certainly NOT safe in our hole. Kez and I rule our own hole, a nice one with a little pond and everything, and were a more peaceful, herbivorous tribe that doesn't eat a tribe member unless they're really annoying.

[Kaden]

Ah, so maybe it wouldn't be such a good idea. I can get annoying when I'm hungry, thirsty, sleepy, sick, just waking up or bored. So I'd get eaten pretty fast. Thanks for thinkin' of me though.

[tamuril]

Anytime

(Kez looks like wre not getting American takeout afterall.)

[Kaden]

Yeah, and I totally can read minds too, so....yeah. I heard that one.

[tamuril]

Oh oh spaghettio *runs away* KEZ HES ONTO US, ....wait....kades you aren't a cannibal too are you *points spear*

[Kaden]

Yeah I am, but I don't eat Australians. Tried one, but she fought all the way down and gave me indigestion. Maybe I should waited till she was dead...