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Post by tamuril on Feb 24, 2007 0:51:54 GMT -5
Tam was taking part in a charitable project called 'Refloor the Restaurants" that was helping to restore the eateries in NW after the floods.
"Oh hi Kaden." She smiled, looking up from the floor as she heard him come in."
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Post by Kaden on Feb 24, 2007 0:56:27 GMT -5
He stared at her on the floor with a very un-surprised look on his face. "What exactly are you doing now."
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Post by tamuril on Feb 24, 2007 1:01:13 GMT -5
"Recarpeting the floor." She said vaguely, sneezing from the dust.
"Oh hi Gina, I didn't see you there." She said spotting the ladybug on Kadens shoulder.
"Are you two....? You know?"
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Post by Kaden on Feb 24, 2007 1:04:28 GMT -5
"She won't leave me alone. I think it's cause I stepped on her significant other." Kaden said, flicking the bug off his shoulder.
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Post by tamuril on Feb 24, 2007 1:11:50 GMT -5
Gina stared lovingly at Kaden. "My love." She squeaked. "You touch me with such love."
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Post by Kaden on Feb 24, 2007 1:19:39 GMT -5
"I should be shocked that this thing can talk, but for some reason I'm not." He noted out loud, resisting the urge to crush the bug. "Tam, could you go find her another mate please?"
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Post by tamuril on Feb 24, 2007 4:54:12 GMT -5
Gina flew off crying. "That wasn't very nice Kadsie, I think she really liked you." She said as she stood up, brushing her hands off on her pants.
"So why wasn't this one good enough?...If you don't mind me asking."
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Post by Kaden on Feb 24, 2007 16:11:37 GMT -5
He waved his hand in front of her face. "Do you have some Tam-brand contact lenses in or something? There's gotta be something that causes you to see the world the way you decide you want to see it. I'm a human, and....what'd you call her, Gina, is a bug. Have you ever been sexually attracted to a bug, Tam? And no, Rezo doesn't count."
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Post by tamuril on Feb 25, 2007 0:02:59 GMT -5
"HEY!" She said shoving him in the chest. "That was nasty you buglover, he's a thousand times the man you are!"
"And no, I've never been sexually attracted to a bug, but you puzzle me greatly Kaden, and it's no secret that you're very sexually active."
"Wanna help me make cupcakes?"
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Post by Kaden on Feb 25, 2007 0:13:28 GMT -5
Kaden smirked. "A thousand times, huh? Sounds like little miss cupcake is speaking from experience on that one. Sure, I'm sexually active, but I've never had the pleasure having sex with an insect. How's that workin' out for you anyway?"
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Post by tamuril on Feb 25, 2007 0:26:17 GMT -5
Tam shook her head, Frank would be proud of his son, spreading his seed inter-species, however Tam found it all a little disturbing.
"Rezo isn't a bug." She scowled at Kads. "And things between us are lovely, thank you very much." She said haughtily, taking cupcake ingredients from beneath a table.
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Post by Kaden on Feb 25, 2007 0:33:13 GMT -5
He took a nearby seat as Tam started pulling out cupcake stuff. The wizard had no intention of helping, but this was getting fun.
"See, maybe that's the problem; the fact that he, in fact, isn't a bug. The only sane reason, and I use the term sane very loosely, for you to think I'd be interested in that ladybug would be that you were displacing your fetishes onto me. It's quite common, especially with people who are ashamed with their particular sexual deviance." Kaden said. "You, for instance, have an unrequited lust for insects. It's.....not as common as I'd like to say, but it's still relatively normal."
"....Ok, so it's not normal either. But I for one, don't think any less of you."
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Post by tamuril on Feb 25, 2007 0:46:29 GMT -5
Tamuril sighed and looked up at him pitifully, before hurriedly returning to unpacking the flour. She had heard from numerous sources that Kaden had become a sex addict, staying up all day watching porn and having sex, then doing the same all night, wasn't good for a person, and if the rumours were true, Kaden was delving into some strange areas to find sexual pleasure. He didn't understand that what he was really looking for was love, and you can't find that at The Trannie Tavern.
Tam sighed. "Kaden, you don't have to keep doing this to yourself. I know you feel lost and alone, but your friends love you." She smiled. "I love you, and you'll always have my friendship okay? You don't need to go looking for love in the wrong places anymore, we'll help you find your way kiddo." She said patting his head.
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Post by Kaden on Feb 25, 2007 1:10:39 GMT -5
"Lost and alone? What in the hell are you talking about now? Look, I put up with your insane ideas of insect love and...most everything else that goes through that...that...damn, I don't even wanna call it a brain cause that seems like it'll be insulting everything else that has one. Ok, look, you know what I'm referring to." He said.
"But that had absolutely nothing to do with what I just said! Do you even understand what I'm saying right now, or is this coming out as gibberish to you that you're going to interpret how you want anyway? You know what, it doesn't even matter. This is like talking to a special education student."
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Post by tamuril on Feb 27, 2007 3:08:53 GMT -5
"Sometimes you take it too far Kaden." She said walking out.
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