Pan
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Post by Pan on Mar 15, 2008 2:29:38 GMT -5
AS I'm sure you are all aware, THE Great Kevin Sorbo is STARRING in Meet the Spartans, which is the type of film that people spit on and throw food at the screen throughout because it is bound to be so stupid and mindless. HOWEVER, it pleased me greatly to learn that our beloved Sorbo would be playing a STARRING role in said movie, as now it will be less lame. I may even go see it, just to see him. I put this to you, the people. Go out and see this film, do it for Sorbo. And has anyone seen it yet? I wish to know what it's like. And before I go, here's a little poem I wrote for my beloved... note: to be read as if caps are shouting, and lower case is whispering AND GOD LOOKED DOWN UPON THE EARTH and he said... LET THERE BE LIGHT and an (S)orb(o) called the sun (son) descended unto the Earth .......AND THERE WAS LIGHT ...there was love the great glowing (S)orb(o) shed its (his) light for all even as the sun (son) descended and NIGHT BECAME day he stayed among us .....in human form the ancient greeks knew him as HERCULES the spartans met him as 'captain' but we we knew him as Lo..*loud bus drives past cutting me off* So when your world seems dark dwell not on the black abyss that is modern society but on that great (S)orb(o) that watches over us all AND WATCHES THROUGH YOUR BEDROOM WINDOW
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Post by Irielle on Mar 16, 2008 1:57:20 GMT -5
Hello. I am from the writers associtation of F grade actors. Id like to offer you a writing contract in Kevins new saga 'The milestone of Herc : Sorbo out of chains". Please let me know if your interested.
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Pan
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Post by Pan on Mar 16, 2008 3:38:18 GMT -5
F Grade? Fabulous Grade!
I'm definitely interested. I will notify the sorbettes, they'll want to try out for the roll of his chains.
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