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Post by tamuril on Nov 3, 2006 2:18:23 GMT -5
Tamuril the Indian ran into the Firefly, which had been turned into a giant desert wasteland.
"OOOOOOOO" She cried, doing that cool indian noise.
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Post by zane on Nov 3, 2006 2:20:19 GMT -5
Zane flies in through the door after Tam riding an invisible horse.
"Come back here varmint!"
He pulls out a rope and lassos Tam around the ankles.
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Post by tamuril on Nov 3, 2006 2:23:38 GMT -5
Tam kept indian warbling as she fell to the ground.
But she was a quick lil indian girl, faster than Pocahontas.
She whipped her Bow from over her shoulder and strung an arrow faster than you could say 'varmint'
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Post by zane on Nov 3, 2006 2:25:12 GMT -5
The arrow shot through Zane's arm, and the blood started gushing from it, but instead of panicing he used the blood spray to blind Tam, and pull out his pistol with the other arm and shoot her.
"Shhhhhhhh! I'm hunting wabbits."
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Post by tamuril on Nov 3, 2006 2:27:11 GMT -5
Tam spat out the blood in Zane's eyes and warbled at him in Indian.
Before shooting him in the crutch with another arrow.
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Post by zane on Nov 3, 2006 2:30:46 GMT -5
Zane grabbed at his crotch and fell of the horse. The horse, no longer under Zane's control could now feed its hunger for Indians, and went after Tam and bit off her arm.
"Get her boy!"
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Post by tamuril on Nov 3, 2006 2:33:48 GMT -5
Tam used her Indian powers and called on the creatures of the desert. A swarm of scorpians rose from the sand and ravaged Zane's body.
Tam laughed inhumanly and screeched a dragon call to Pia, who would finish off the horse for sure.
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Post by zane on Nov 3, 2006 2:36:04 GMT -5
Zane wailed in pain as the scorpions devoured his body, but then he let out a cry to the scorpion king who turned him into a mummy for lending him his vampire soul for the weekend. He grew a huge scorpion tail and claws, and started after Tam.
"You and your Vegemite are done for!"
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Post by tamuril on Nov 3, 2006 2:39:09 GMT -5
Tam called on her Indian talisman, a hawk, and transformed herself into a giant mutant hawk girl.
She took flight and circled above with Pia, Pia flew down and ate the horse.
Tam dove and reached for Zane with her claws.
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Post by zane on Nov 3, 2006 2:42:37 GMT -5
Zane grabbed onto Tam's claws, and flew up next to Pia. He soccer kicked Pia in the gut, and she puked up his horse. The half digested horse wouldn't give up. The head moved around by using its big teeth to drag the rest of the head, and bit off little chunks of Tams feet.
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Post by tamuril on Nov 3, 2006 23:48:42 GMT -5
Tam turned crazy eyes on Zane, no one kicked her dragon and got away with it.
"THAT'S IT, DRAGON ABUSER, you're gonna find out I'm a cannibal the hard way."
She grew fangs and bit down hard on Zane's face, feeling that crazy horse bite off her big toe.
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Post by zane on Nov 4, 2006 20:11:44 GMT -5
Zane screamed and ripped off Tam from his face along with his nose. He threw her down to the ground, as he ran around with blood gushing.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! She bit off my nose despite my face!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!"
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Post by tamuril on Nov 5, 2006 1:40:21 GMT -5
Tam smiled and wiped the blood from her lips.
"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR KICKING MY DRAGON!" She screamed in a rage, leaping onto Zane's back she stabbed him with a novelty Spongebob Squarepants pen. Her recently severed toe dripping blood onto his cowboy pants.
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Post by zane on Nov 5, 2006 4:04:47 GMT -5
Zane screamed and spongebob punctured his back and flung up sending Tam flying and skidding across the floor like a rock skipping water. He pulled the spongebob pen from his back and through it at her like a dagger landing square in her forehead.
"Yeeeeeeeeeehaw!"
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Post by tamuril on Nov 5, 2006 5:47:35 GMT -5
Tam flew across the floor, splinters from the wooden flooring getting lodged in her back and ass. She screamed in agony as the pen hit her in the forehead, she yanked it out almost passing out from the pain and tossed it aside.
"You wanna play like that huh?" She said climbing up the wall so she was seated in the rafters. "Then I say it's time for a game of human dartboad."
She pulled the longest splinters from her back and started hurling them at Zane.
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