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Post by princessboobie on Feb 9, 2012 2:05:10 GMT -5
Princess Boobie waddled into the barn, itching for a place to dispose of her...most precious cargo. Her purple purse swung madly at her side as she made her way inside, her blue feet rustling the hay on the ground.
She looked back over her shoulder, brushing her hair off her shoulder with her boobie wings. The time was right, she left a nice little turd surprise behind one of the bales of hay. Yes, yes, the time was right.
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Post by Tamuril on Feb 10, 2012 1:58:46 GMT -5
"Hello stylish Blue Footed Boobie." Tamuril saluted entering the barn with a masculine swagger. "What are you doing in here...I thought you liked watery places..." She asked suspiciously.
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Post by princessboobie on Feb 10, 2012 2:03:54 GMT -5
Princess Boobie tried not to look startled at the sudden appearance of her tall friend. "Why...yes us Blue footed boobies delight in all sorts of aquatic environments." She said moving away from her turd in hopes that she would not notice her brown parcel.
"But we are also quite adept at surviving, and indeed having a jolly good time, on land."
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Post by Tamuril on Feb 11, 2012 21:00:51 GMT -5
Tamuril eyed her strange behavior suspiciously. "yes...you do seem to be having a jolly good time..." Her eyes narrowing she peered towards the back of the barn, it seemed to her that Boobie was trying to hide something..
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Post by princessboobie on Feb 12, 2012 0:30:41 GMT -5
Boobie took a silent, deep breath of relief, it seemed the girl had not noticed her....natural fertiliser. A moment later she was coughing and spluttering, THE SMELL! She had not prepared herself for the overwhelming stench of her own penguin droppings in such close proximity. Boobie began to spasm uncontrollably. A model of her caliber was not used to the stink of their own...roses.
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Post by Tamuril on Feb 12, 2012 23:28:14 GMT -5
Tamuril soon caught wiff of the same odor that was plaguing the fashionable Boobie. "GREAT SCOTT WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE SMELL." She cried, accidentally taking a breath after she spoke, inhaling more stinky air. "OH GOD THE SECOND WAVE." Tears streamed down her face and she clutched at her throat, struggling to breath.
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Post by princessboobie on Feb 12, 2012 23:34:49 GMT -5
Princess Boobies' glamorous and sought after face paled as she realised the danger she had put both of them in. She had planned to take a dump in this old barn and then make a run for it, while her purse swung madly by her side, but that was not to be.
"Young lady, we must leave this place immediately we are in grave danger!" She said waddling towards her as fast as her penguin feet could carry her.
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Post by Tamuril on Feb 13, 2012 2:01:16 GMT -5
Still clawing at her throat and face Tam was unable to block out the overwhelming stench. Her body spasmed all over and she began to sob uncontrollably.
She tried to take a step toward Boobie, her hand reached out to her friend desperately. But the smell was too great, she stumbled and fell onto the ground.
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Post by princessboobie on Feb 13, 2012 2:19:31 GMT -5
Princess Boobie lunged forward, her Birkin bag swinging madly at her side as she dove forth. But it was too late the girl had fallen, overcome with the smell. She had to act quick, they were running out of time.
In the background a small cloud of black mist was forming over her turd.
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Post by Tamuril on Feb 14, 2012 6:05:45 GMT -5
Tamuril was swimming in a sea of pain, her nostrils burned, her eyes were stinging, her throat was on fire. She could hear a voice, a panicked voice that sounded far away, she peeped open one eye to see a blue webbed foot before her.
Looking up she saw Megan Gales frightened face peering down at her. Something was moving behind her, Tam's gaze moved to the back of the barn where a black cloud was forming, seemingly from nowhere. It seemed as if small sparks were coming from the cloud.
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Post by princessboobie on Feb 16, 2012 1:21:03 GMT -5
Princess Boobie turned at the cracking sound coming from the area near her poop. To her horror she saw a great black swirling cloud, small balls of lightning started to shoot from the dark mass. They landed on the bales of hay, exploding and setting them on fire.
Boobie covered her much coveted face as smoke started to fill the barn. "Girl! Wake up! You are too heavy for me to carry as I am only a blue footed boobie of royal lineage!"
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Post by Tamuril on Feb 16, 2012 2:32:33 GMT -5
Tam roused herself into action as the regal bird/human hybrid above her begged her to wake up. Now was the time for courage...and a gas mask. She covered her mouth coughing at the poo and smoke fumes, the lightning balls raining down around them in a shower of retribution for the Princess' unclean acts.
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Post by princessboobie on Feb 20, 2012 23:24:55 GMT -5
To her relief Boobie watched as the girl regained consciousness. Beckoning towards the barn door with her penguin wings she waddled as fast as her blue feet would carry her. "Make haste! My dung is about to go supernova!" She cried back over her shoulder, in the background her pooey mass was indeed about to go galactically crap on their asses.
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Post by Tamuril on Feb 23, 2012 2:57:46 GMT -5
She scrambled to her feet, sending hay flying everywhere as she did so. She stumbled towards the door after the princess, looking back she could see the turd was about to implode, taking the barn...and everything inside it, with it. She didn't want to be sucked into a turd. She wanted to be free from this nightmare...she wanted to live....she wanted to DANCE!
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Post by princessboobie on Feb 24, 2012 1:46:28 GMT -5
The glamorous Princess gave a loud "BOOYEAH!" as she passed through the barn doors and into the open air, open.....and FRESH air that is! Over her shoulder Tamuril was coughing and spluttering as she stumbled out the doors, tears streaming down her face as she took a deep breath of fresh un-turded air.
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