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Post by tamuril on Jun 8, 2005 2:42:06 GMT -5
Okay I don't know about you guys but me and Iris get ads up the top of any probaords sites, Kez doesn't but anywho that's not the point the point is I actualy had a look at some of them today and I found them quite amusing, hilarious even. I'll share them with you because I'm such a generous being.
Kangaroo Scrotum. Quality new and used items. Find Kangaroo Scrotum now!
and I just saw this one a few minutes ago.....
The Whiz - For All Women Pass Urine Anywhere, Anytime Device Gives Freedom And Security
I'm dead serious they're real ads, do any of you guys get stuff like that? They're bloody hilarious. Kangaroo scrotums honestly who sells that? And as Kiya pointed out to me before what the hell is a USED kangaroo scrotum? And why are they selling them?
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Robin
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Post by Robin on Jun 8, 2005 10:45:27 GMT -5
On one of the other sites I saw ads for "New and Used Seasick." Sometimes that computer tries just a little too hard to match the text.
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Post by stormaf on Jun 8, 2005 12:08:20 GMT -5
I've been watching the ads banner myself. Once I even saw 'aboriginal people - buy new and used aboriginal people on eBay.' Not this site, not yet anyway. Another site we were on, we tried to influence what the banner said. We all wanted to know where one could buy 'transvestites.' Thing nearly flipped out.
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Post by tamuril on Jun 8, 2005 20:23:28 GMT -5
LMAO I love it, its almost as funny as your pick shaz, almost but not quite
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Post by goldenamber on Jun 8, 2005 21:48:09 GMT -5
I don't get kinky or weird stuff like that. Mine are mostly the fairly normal ones. But that Scrotum one was interesting.
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Post by tamuril on Jun 8, 2005 22:03:03 GMT -5
interesting? Id say insanely hilarious, im dying to find another ridiculous one
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Kiya
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Post by Kiya on Jun 9, 2005 1:09:41 GMT -5
id just wanna know what the hell u`d use something like that for? paper weight? centrepiece? i`m tempted to buy one just to see if there serious.... meanwhile ive only ever seen one kangaroo in my life and at that stage i was runnin away from it (those things can move), so im guessin to rip its *cough* out they must be brave souls
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Post by tamuril on Jun 9, 2005 1:54:11 GMT -5
LMAO I KNOW people think aussie animals are so cute and cudly, they're soooo not. I mean even koalas are fierce those things just swipe at you with their sharp claws, its a bit rude actually...
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Post by stormaf on Jun 9, 2005 13:30:31 GMT -5
Right now, for some strange reason, the banner ads at the top of what I see say something about nightclubs; fairly tame stuff.
Tam, why don't you order one of the kangaroo items? I'd like to see if they actually send it. ;D
I saw a video clip of a kangaroo beating the sh*t out of a guy once. Funny as hell!
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Post by shadowfax on Jun 9, 2005 13:34:58 GMT -5
i saw a video clip of a donkey trying the ahh..mate.. with a man, it was creepy
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Post by stormaf on Jun 9, 2005 21:53:54 GMT -5
From what I've heard donkeys are the number one mankillers in the animal world. And from what I know, they are hung like a horse. I pity the poor guy. I hope he's got medical insurance, he's gonna need it!
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Post by tamuril on Jun 12, 2005 8:48:05 GMT -5
I read on the back of a libra thingy that 13 people a year are killed by vending machines...It's odd I would have estimated it to be around 15, but there you go, I guess you never really know do you.
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Post by goldenamber on Jun 12, 2005 19:59:54 GMT -5
Killed by vending machines? How the hell do u die from a vending machine?
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Post by tamuril on Jun 12, 2005 20:47:44 GMT -5
They fall on you, or fire their goods at you. Did you know women invented bulletproof vests? Another completely useless fact that caught my eye. Makes sense though men are to stupid to think of something like that.
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Post by goldenamber on Jun 12, 2005 21:20:01 GMT -5
Well women have a BIT more to protect on their chests.
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