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Post by zane on Mar 8, 2006 6:12:01 GMT -5
"I just wanted some damned graham crackers. I can't even get those! So sick of aaaaack! Pfffffffffffff!"
Zane sat at a small table in the corner clearly frustrated, probably over more than just not getting served graham crackers. He grit his teeth making a fist, kicking the side of the table every so often while mumbling to himself.
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Post by tamuril on Mar 8, 2006 6:19:31 GMT -5
Tam had recently undertaken a transfiguration class and her assignment this week was to infiltrate a public place masqueraded as a table. Unfortunately for her she'd succeeded, a little too well it seemed as she was now being kicked by Zane.
"Oi stop that." She muttered, kicking him back with one of her table legs.
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Post by zane on Mar 8, 2006 6:28:43 GMT -5
"What the -"
Zane angrily kicked the table back, not aware it was Tam.
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Post by tamuril on Mar 8, 2006 6:30:53 GMT -5
"Hey! I said stop it." She said starting to cry. She turned back into her human form. "That hurt you butthead!" She cried angrily rubbing her bruises.
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Post by zane on Mar 8, 2006 6:32:48 GMT -5
"Sorry Tam. I didn't realize it was you. Why are you a table?"
Zane pushed her back into a chair and ripped a table out from another customer. He wasn't very well mannered.
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Post by tamuril on Mar 8, 2006 6:35:51 GMT -5
"Why not?" She said kindly asking someone for their spare chair. She was well mannered.
"The question is. Why have you developed a strange fetish for some guy called Graham?"
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Post by zane on Mar 8, 2006 6:37:42 GMT -5
"It's not a guy, its a kind of cracker, and I wanted one and that fat hog of a waitress over there said they don't have any. She's a liar! I could see the crumbs around her lips. The fatty ate them all! Pfffffffffffffffffffff!"
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Post by tamuril on Mar 8, 2006 6:41:37 GMT -5
Tam watched Laurie the overweight, mean spirited waitress wipe her arm across her mouth.
"Like..ew!" Tam said imitating Summer from the O.C.
"Don't worry lil boy I'll get your crackers for you." She said morphing into an umbrella. She rolled behind the bar and into the store room, scooped up a packet of the crackers and rolled back out.
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Post by zane on Mar 8, 2006 6:43:19 GMT -5
"Thank you!"
He swiped the box of crackers out of her hands and shoved them into his face. He chewed as pieces of cracker spewed from his mouth.
"They're so good! Want some?"
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Post by tamuril on Mar 8, 2006 6:46:57 GMT -5
Tam turned back into her elven form and snorted. "Why would I want the crackers when I can have the man?" She said throwing THE Graham to the floor. "Love me Gazza!" She cried throwing herself onto him. Tam grew bored with him in .00002 of a second.
"You bore me! Leave us!" She commanded as he scrambled away. "Amateur." She said grabbing a handful of crackers.
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Post by Alledyra on Apr 13, 2006 0:28:32 GMT -5
Sat quietly at a table not far away, as all of this happened around her. Not meaning to eavesdrop, she couldn't help but overhear pieces of the story and watch as the graham crackers were eaten quickly and elven girl turned into an umbrella.
Hey eyes streaming with tears from stifling giggles, she sipped from the mug in front of her, hoping not to be called the nosy critter she felt she was.
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